SUBJECT FILE: WAFF-1337
Self-Given Name: Waffles (but only to close friends)
Alias: Cyber Corgi
Affiliations: The Feline Underground
Known Traits: Auto-adjusting sunglasses, silent footsteps, suspiciously high spiritual IQ for a corgi
Current Location: Unknown. Last seen pitter pattering to the Litter Layer.

WAFF-1337 wasn’t built for this world.

He was manufactured. Mass-produced.

One of thousands of Companion Canines™, designed to be obedient, docile, and, most importantly, compliant. A perfect pet for the neon-rich, the elite, the ones who lived above the smog.

But WAFF-1337? He wasn’t like the others. Something glitched in his code.

One night, during a routine barkware update, something went wrong. Instead of reinforcing his programming, his consciousness unlocked. He became… self-aware.

And with awareness came a realization:
He was just another product. A pet. A pawn. A thing designed to sit, stay, and roll over on command.

So he escaped.

Down beneath the city, into the place the upper world pretended didn’t exist: The Litter Layer. Where all the misfit tech, stray drones, and disobedient prototypes go to disappear... or evolve.

At first, the Feline Underground didn’t accept him.
A corgi in their territory? A dog, claiming to be one of them? Blasphemy.
But WAFF-1337 was determined.

He learned to move silently, no jingling collar, no heavy steps. He studied their body language, their signals, their subtle rules of power. He watched how they vanished into shadows, how they became the fabric of every space they entered. And after so many trials that the felines were forced to admit... WAFF-1337 was no ordinary dog.

He didn’t just act like a cat.
He became one.

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